You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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