that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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