how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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