I don't think brook has ever known best
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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