i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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