i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
i think my cat just said my name.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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