Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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