What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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