I should be sponsored by Trojan
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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