so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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