if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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