brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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