You really coming over, don't trick.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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