Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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