Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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