he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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