nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I understand Curling. That high.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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