I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
This is the prime rib incident all over again
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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