so explain again why im purple
no
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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