I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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