he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I wish there were birth control emojis
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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