He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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