he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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