i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
worst night to have a conscience
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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