it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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