are you so shy because you have an std?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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