i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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