i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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