I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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