We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Please, let me fuck your mom
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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