I just saw a hot homeless man
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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