O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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