I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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