that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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