I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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