I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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