thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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