Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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