Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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