Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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