yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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