I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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