at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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