Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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