oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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