Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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