Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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