In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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