I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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