how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
