I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just had sex on a roof
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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