You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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