His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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