I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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