I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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