You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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